Friday, August 28, 2009

The female equivalent of a DB.. Auntie Punty!

I thought long and hard of what the female version of a douchebag would be... although there are many to choose from, I asked myself who annoys me just as much as DB's do.  Then it came to me! It's a woman we like to call an "Auntie Punty".  What is an auntie punty?  Well, it's a woman, typically Filipino or of Asian descent, in her 40's + that suffers from the constant desire to look and act young (synonymous with the term "Asian Cougar").  Often seen wearing young, tight-fitting clothing (usually borrowed from their teenage daughters), such as chain belts, halter tops, see-through blouses, mini skirts, and baby-tees with catchy phrases like "Flavor of the Month" screen printed on them.  They like to frequent bars and clubs where younger military men are regular customers and pick up on them with playful swats, swaying dance moves, and fobby giggles.  Auntie Punties tend to wear a lot of colorful makeup and have damaged hair from repetative dying and bleaching.  Since the saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words, I hope you enjoy these taken on a Vegas trip I took last year. 
Auntie Punty has found her young target (faces have have been blurred to protect the innocent)
Auntie Punty where did you get those dollah dollah bills?!
Wow an Auntie (maybe Uncle) Punty and a DB all in one picture.  What a perfect couple!
Auntie Punty puts some punties on!

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